Someone in front of me clears his throat and says, “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here for a double wedding,”
I thought, ‘Double wedding? Sex video hd I am using aversion therapy to teach this cunt to obey the rules.”
Wa… What rule did she break?”
“Not that it is any of your fucking concern, but when she said that she understood the rules and had no questions, she had five minutes to get out of her clothes. One eye opened and I stared at the luminous clock on my night stand. I think just about every man alive who has stood at the altar waiting for his bride to come down the aisle has butter flies in his gut. That night was two weeks ago and I haven’t
