“What about the Muslims,” they asked. “Well that’s a fucking shame,” Billy said sadly, “I quite fancied ramming a few of these up Pedo’s fucking asses and letting them swing from fucking lamp posts.”
“Tell you what, if I get elected I’ll fucking do it,” I agreed pretty stupidly. Hot sex video I quite liked it, talking bollocks to about twenty bored fuckers what couldn’t give a toss, “And what do you think should be done about Pedophiles?” someone asked. “Fuck all, I just want the nine grand a year for doing fuck all,” I said. See I wasn’t born stupid it took eighteen years practice, but there was this “Meet the Candidate” night at the Subscription Rooms so I went down there with Al and a
