You couldn’t read the signs if we hit you on the head with them!”
I said “I can read the signs just fine, I get plenty of…”
She said “Dude, no. I disagreed, fucking Haley was the goal, not the prize. Sexvideo Carly got up and collapsed next to me. My beautiful wonderful girlfriend Jamie decided it was time we started seeing other people, and by “we” she meant “she”. Even when I locked eyes with her and she knew she was busted.”
“WHAT?” she shrieked. Needless to say I was devastated. Carly pointed out the secret stash where she hid the condoms and lucky for me, it was practically right next to the door. I was so confident I would succeed that I didn’t care.
