Turned out she was from the Mercury, and it was fucking headlines in Tuesdays chip paper, “BNP rejects Lib Dem call for violence.”
Norman was straight round the depot, “What the fuck did you mean, ‘not hang Pedos up by the bollocks?”
“It don’t fucking work,” I said, “Their bollocks tear off,” I told him. Hot sex video “Quite right!” the old cow said so I shut up. “Yeah,” he says. “We’re trying for a baby Mrs Althwaite,” Sandra chirped and poor old mum nearly fainted, “So as I can get a council house.”
“Oh,” says mum weakly, “You won’t want breakfast then?”
“Oh go on then,” Sandra says, “You twisted me arm!”
“Do you want a snog?” Sandra asked later on, after our third screw.
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