What’s for dinner?”
“I made a Cesar salad and some baked Tilapia”
“Sounds good. “Baby next time I’m going to show you things that you will never forget. Sex video No, not the biggest breasts in the world but they are proportionate to the rest of me. “I don’t know things like sex, and blowjobs, and hanjobs, and cumming in a girl’s mouth and…”
At this point he must have looked at me, and I can only imagine what I must have looked like because he just froze and turned breaking eye contact and he tilted his head down the way a dog does after being hit with the newspaper for shitting on the carpet. No, not the biggest breasts in the world but they are proportionate to
